jkr-riddle

if you claim me as your property, go directly to jail. do not pass go, and don't even think about taking my hard-earned money for houses you don't live in, you can't live in you can't live; in case you thought otherwise.  as if i'd let you win at my own game– but i know how much you love conquering my continents in Risk and beating me to death at LIFE (isn't that ironic?) it's all hit-or-miss-or-break, and it won't be long before you snap my board in half, before you snap my neck in thirds, before you snap your fingers and tell me what to do, B4: you sunk my Battleship and RelationShip and Submarine, and sorry for